Achievements

100,000aire! (10G) Earn $100,000 lifetime
500,000aire! (25G) Earn $500,000 lifetime
Always a Bridesmaid (10G) Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
Back Taxes (40G) Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
Beast Master (40G) Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
Beat a Winner (40G) Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match
Birth Certificate (5G) Create a contestant
Button Banger (15G) Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
Consolation Achievement (20G) Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
Discover Gauntlet of Fire (10G) Find the very important gauntlet of fire
DisOrDash (30G) Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
DisorDat Destroyer (15G) Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
DisOrDat Participation Award (5G) Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
Enscrewsiast (15G) Screw 50 times
Film in Your Brain (40G) Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
Genius for a Day (30G) Score at least $30,000 over your average
Great Crowd (20G) Laugh at an easy joke
It's Just More of This (5G) Finish an episode
Jack Attack Dog (50G) Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
Living in the Past (40G) Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
Lose to a Loser (15G) Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
Menage-a-Quatre (20G) Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE
Mouth-Breather (20G) Achieve the third-highest rating
My First Time (10G) Screw someone for the first time
One Teat Short of an Udder (40G) Achieve the second-highest rating
Overconsumer (20G) Listen to all the commercials during the credits
Perfect Attendance (73G) Play episodes 1-73
Phatty (40G) Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
Quick-Draw McDumbass (5G) Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
Slack Attack (37G) Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
Smelt the Roses (15G) Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
Social Outcast (15G) Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
Taking It from Behind (25G) Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
The Game's Half Empty (5G) Play episodes 1-37
The Game's Half Full (5G) Play episodes 1-36
The Regis (50G) Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
Turncoat (10G) Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
Unicorn (50G) Achieve the highest gamer rating
Vidiot Savant (50G) Get every question right in an episode
Virtual Virgin (20G) Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times